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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 10 degree water? Ice."
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"How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? .... Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)"
"What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !"
"What is Helen Kellers favorite color? Corduroy."
"A black man, a Jewish man, and a Chinese man walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""Get the fuck out of here."""
"How to get holy water? Boiling the hell out of it"
"Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans? Because if they had one more, they would be 240."
"I have twin brothers named Juan and Amal. I only carry a picture of one of them because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
"An immature kid decides to play ding dong ditch"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a table, and a chair"