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Joke of the Day

"Everything in earthquake-prone areas should be built on top of a giant Tempurpedic mattress."

"Why don't gay guys go to lesbian bars? Because they can never find a place to sit."

"Did you hear about the the horse that got shot? He's in stable condition."

"I saw a ""news"" report about this guy in India who was born with five penises. *His underwear fits like a glove.*"

"Q: What do ghosts like to chew? A: Boobble gum."

"So a jewish boy walks into a bar mitzvah"

"Why DOES ""February"" have that extra R? It should just be ""Februay."""

"I can make a movie with my hand. All it takes is a FLICK of the wrist!"

"Can someone just tell me which guy Bridget Jones ends up with? I keep killing myself before the end of the movie."

"It's my epileptic friend's birthday soon so I got him a strobe light. He's going to have a fucking fit when he sees it."