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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls? Sparky"

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye I broke up with her though, cos I'm pretty sure she was seeing someone on the side. Credit to /u/MoreMajorSins for this awesome dad joke!"

"Do I believe in climate change? Uhh yeah I believe... it DOESN'T EXIST AHH HAHA (a fiery gull falls out of the sky) HAhaha hey fire bird"

"What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone? You can't hear a pheromone."

"What is Santa's favorite music? Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8....)"

"I had to take my horse to get surgery last week The doctor told me he's in stable condition"

"I switched my kids to almond milk. Whenever people ask me if I think it's healthier I tell them ""Nah, I just got tired of them asking why their picture is on the back of the milk cartons."""

"What does an electrician say when he's confused? Watt?!"

"Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey? Because he'd always get nailed into the boards"

"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't, he fell off yours."