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Joke of the Day

"Yo mamma's ghost is so fat... ...even the priest couldn't exorcise her! https://twitter.com/YoMommasGhost BONUS: Yo mamma's ghost is so dumb, she thought a deadlift was a haunted elevator."

"Top 3 Wiki sites: 1. Wikipedia 2. Wikileaks 3. WikiwikiwikiSlimShady"

"I hate it when... people refer to themselves as animal containers. and yes I'm a hippo crate."

"My 5th grader is one eye roll away from being listed on eBay this morning."

"Roll call comes for a Mexican bus trip They always seem to be late from missing juan"

"Why was the graveyard so noisy? Because of all the coffin."

"Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes? Because she had a pun in the oven!"

"Why can't Elvis Presley drive? 'Cause he's dead."

"Whenever you get mad, just think of a t-rex trying to masturbate."

"I just fell backwards off a stool trying to get the last few crumbs from a Pringles can into my mouth if anyone needs a wife or something."