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Joke of the Day
"Anne Frank's famous last words. Brb, door"
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"My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour"
"I once applied for a job to work as a blacksmith.... The blacksmith asked me if I'd ever shooed a horse. I said ""no, but I once told a donkey to piss off."""
"What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year? Breakfast."
"(Not a joke) The Aristocrats I'm sure all of you had different forms or variations of The Aristocrats, but what's the best one you guys have heard?"
"Library charged my Visa $15.60 for my son's lost Dr. Seuss book. Teri got mad oh yes she did, Teri got angry and grounded her kid."
"My grandfather suffers from dimensia... he doesn't ever seem to know at what point he exists in time or space."
"A feminist was asking me how i watch lesbian relationships unfortunately, in HD was the wrong answer."
"What does a gay cow eat? Haaaay!"
"Donald Trump Will.... Make America Great Again!"