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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather suffers from dimensia... he doesn't ever seem to know at what point he exists in time or space."

"Woke up this morning after a hard night of boozing, stepped on the scale and I lost 3 pounds. There ya have it. Dignity weighs 3 pounds."

"Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas? Because everyone there hates integration."

"Contact Ad ""Seeking man with ponytail. Hairstyle doesn't matter"""

"Why does everybody like the mushroom? Because he's a fun guy."

"Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper? Because it was ripped."

"Can I tell you a joke? Your bum broke! hahaha! We loved this lame-ass joke as kids"

"What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them? Races 'em."

"Why does Washington DC stink? Because of the B O"

"If you love Batman, let him go, because Batman Returns."