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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather suffers from dimensia... he doesn't ever seem to know at what point he exists in time or space."

"They should roast Tom Cruise sometime... Call it the Cruise-ifixion"

"Say what you will about deaf people"

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water"

"Two dogs are standing beside a road... The first one goes, ""woof"", the second says, ""knock it off! That's all you said yesterday."""

"""Is there a Mr. Fields?"" I say to my twelfth cookie, all the while knowing she's all mine."

"What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning? Another day."

"That awkward moment when a person says they need their beauty sleep when what they really need is plastic surgery."

"What is your favorite dumb joke? here's mine :) Whats the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? ....his ass.... :P"

"Pokemon Go down south. I've never been happier to live in the Bible Belt."