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Joke of the Day

"My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour"

"What's the difference between a jew and a Canoe? Canoes tip"

"Why did the baker have stinky hands? He kneaded a poo"

"What do you call an angle that is cute ? Acute angle."

"Paddy says, ""Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador."" ""Bugger that!"" says Mick. ""Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"""

"That will be $6.34, and would you like to donate a dollar to the children's hospital or do you prefer being judged by a Taco Bell employee?"

"What do you call an object used as seating that can fly? A rocket lawn-chair."

"What do you call two Chinese government massacres? Tienanmen squared"

"I got a new book and I can't seem to put it down. That's the problem with slathering one's hands with rubber cement before touching things."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe with that thing?!?"