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Joke of the Day

"(Not a joke) The Aristocrats I'm sure all of you had different forms or variations of The Aristocrats, but what's the best one you guys have heard?"

"Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo Today ? Apparently they still have 500 million users."

"There was a maniac in town earlier today threatening to splash passersby with acid. Thankfully, police managed to neutralise him."

"A blonde said to her friend while driving ""I got a compliment on my driving today,"" said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said ""parking fine""."

"Sometimes, eating road kill Can be a big moose steak"

"What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist."

"The Mexican Magician A Mexican magician declares that he will disappear on the count of three. He begins to count, ""uno, dos..."" *POOF* The magician vanished without a tres."

"A bunch of coworkers approached me and asked if I was gay... So I told them, ""My pen is with her at the moment."""

"I've finally finished my fresh herb cookbook It's about thyme"

"Rio declares state of emergency just before Olympics. That's like inviting people to your house for dinner but you have no food. Or house."