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Joke of the Day

"You know what's really great about being a Democrat in Texas on Super Tuesday? No waiting in line. (An hour and a half wait if you were a Republican.)"

"Ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates... Stop right there, me! I'm under arrest for posting an unoriginal joke!"

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your coconuts, this ain't gonna be your average blowjob. As told to me by a passing homeless man yesterday..."

"*wind starts wearimg sunglases adn 90s clothes* *wind starts recitimg will smith raps* wow this is som realy fresh air"

"How do you feel about tapes and cds? Well you're gonna love it when I tape my dick to your forehead so you can see dees nuts on your face."

"Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection? I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)"

"Brain cancer from cell phones is no longer considered a risk because who holds their phone up to their head anymore?"

"How can you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints"

"The evil tongues speak ill. The good tongues give orgasms."

"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the bunko squad? A small medium at large."