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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection? I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)"

"What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer. :("

"My new computer is so fast that I told them to deliver it next Monday and it's here already."

"My dad just called because he was thinking of me & loves me. And THAT'S why I never danced on a pole. Well, that and I got too dizzy."

"Say what you want about deaf people"

"No son, you can't go out with your friends. Tonight we're installing Windows Updates, as a family."

"Secondary School Pick up Lines Are you the Detention room because i'm going to spend the next two and a half hours inside you"

"Today I got a good deal from Comcast."

"What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke? Inuit-endo"

"Q: What happens when two oxen bump into each other? A: You have an oxident."