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Joke of the Day

"How do you feel about tapes and cds? Well you're gonna love it when I tape my dick to your forehead so you can see dees nuts on your face."

"How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!"

"What happens when U change position too fast? You get an unpleasant vowel movement."

"You never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning."

"I went to Costco the other day... As I was checking out the cashier asked me "" Do you wanna box?"" I said ""No, but I'll wrestle you!"""

"A farmer was worried when he counted only 196 cows... ...but when he rounded them up, much to his relief, he had 200."

"As an adult, I have to do some lame things like pay bills & have responsibilities. But I can also eat ice cream for dinner."

"shipwreck diary day 425: saw a ship and crew waved but didn't want to look dumb and wave back if they were waving to someone behind me"

"Two Irishmen are looking for a job. They come across a sign, that reads, ""Tree Fellers"". Pat and Murphy look at each other and exclaim, ""If only Seamus was here, we would've had the job!"""

"What kind of fish is made up of 2 sodium atoms 2 Na"