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Joke of the Day

"How do you feel about tapes and cds? Well you're gonna love it when I tape my dick to your forehead so you can see dees nuts on your face."

"The most important thing about telling a joke is timing"

"Jokes about white sugar are rare, but brown sugar? Demerara Source: [This tweet](https://twitter.com/OFalafel/status/428595146905886720) by [@OFalafel on Twitter](https://twitter.com/OFalafel)."

"What do you call a blonde at a golf course.. ..the 19th hole"

"In tonight's debate Trump said we can't trust the rebels I'm not surprised; he has always reminded me of Emperor Palpatine."

"Have you heard about Karma, the new restaurant? There's no menu. You just get what you deserve."

"What's a nice thing about having a black boyfriend? If you decide to try anal, and you get shit on his dick, no one will notice."

"[BDSM] I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client Oops, wrong sub"

"TIL Socrates' last words. ""I drank WHAT?!"""

"[at my funeral] So young, how did he die? He ran into oncoming traffic after walking past a group of adults saying the word ""bae"""