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Joke of the Day
"How can you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints"
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"FUN FACT: If every human on Earth was laid out end to end... ...there would be no one left to measure how far it went.   ^^credit ^^to ^^@meganamram ^^on ^^Twitter"
"The Awkward Moment When Your Dog has Girlfriend and you still Single"
"If a bend in a shoreline creates a large ocean inlet, but no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? ... think about it."
"What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah? ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT"
"I like my women, like I like my coffee with cream in it"
"""New Racy Miley Cyrus Photos Leaked."" If you really want to shock us, leak some photos where she's reading a book."
"Thought of this one at breakfast today Q: What's the worst kind of jam? A: A traffic jam!"
"i order a pizza online and under special requests i write: ""tell me the meaning of life"". when the door bell rings there's only an empty box"
"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large."