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Joke of the Day
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite car? Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii"
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"Worried about hair loss? Just draw little rabbits on your head. From a distance they'll look like hares."
"Why are gays never really supressed? Cuz they always stick it to the man!"
"I'm not really that surprised that there was a controversy over that Tracer pose in Overwatch. After all, she *is* an offensive hero."
"My dad: People overcome adversity all the time son... Look at Beethoven. They told him he was deaf, but did he listen?"
"My husband just left town for a work trip. I didn't want him to miss out on anything so I made him a mixtape of the kids whining."
"TIFU by not paying attention while ordering at Subway. Whoops, wrong sub."
"I'm at my most Alzheimer's when Billy is that you?"
"Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend."
"I decided to write down all the pieces of classical music I want to play before I die... ...it's my bucket Liszt."