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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between me and a pigeon? A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW"
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"Wer is there **knock knock** *Who's there* Dewey *Dewey who* Dewey have to use a condom"
"Me: Guys, please, I just need 5 minutes without a question, so I can finish this. 4yos: Me: 4yos: Me: 4yo: Why do you need 5 minutes, Daddy?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? ""Why?"" To get to the gay-cunt's house. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" The chicken."
"Political analyst said the way to defeat ISIS is to cripple them financially so maybe we can sneak into Syria and build them a Whole Foods."
"A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, ""How much for a beer?""The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."""
"This is the test you should take to know if you are a man. Really????"
"Q: How is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? A: If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."
"Your momma's so stupid... ...she asked what army Colonel Sanders was in."
"a spider dropped onto me this morning and I was just really excited that someone else was in bed with me"