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Joke of the Day
"""Everybody freeze!"" -November"
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"What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white fairy tail? White begins, ""Once upon a time..."" Black begins, ""Y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"""
"How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts? Quid each."
"Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding? There's one less drunk."
"Irony walks into a bar the same time as a Coincidence. The bartender asks what they want? ""Not to be confused with each other."""
"Four men on a boat had five cigarettes but no lighter. How did they light their cigarettes? One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter."
"What's the difference between frat guys and dogs? A dog has a better understanding of no."
"There's so many things trendy now that haven't been popular for a century now... Beards, suspenders, home-births, natural produce, measles..."
"i went to a 5 Guys burgers and fries and there was only one guy. im just gonna say what were all thinking. the other 4 guys died at benghazi"
"Bae: come over. Me: Can't. I've to finish posting this joke. Bae: My parents aren't home."