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Joke of the Day

"So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going He said ""Can't complain""."

"Did you hear the one about the iphone 7 headphone jack? [Removed]"

"Donald Duck has been hanged... ...And is now in a state of suspended animation."

"Because the unspeakable can also happen to men I bought myself a rape alarm. I'll be fucked if this thing doesn't work."

"Apparently the Bin Laden plane hit a Porsche, it's 911 all over again."

"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks."

"There was a maniac in town earlier today threatening to splash passersby with acid. Thankfully, police managed to neutralise him."

"Some woman at my office just said Star Trek when we were all talking about Star Wars and now our IT guy is refusing to fix her computer."

"[CIA] -We need you to kill the leader of Russia. ""I'll be Putin a bullet in his head. Carl Marx my words!"" -Alright! Who invited PunMan?!"

"It's racist how they always put Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd in a bad neighborhood."