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Joke of the Day
"Donald Duck has been hanged... ...And is now in a state of suspended animation."
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"What do gay horses eat? Dick"
"I'm just gonna put an egg under my kid's pillows and tell them the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy must've went out drinking the night before."
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel."
"Don't go to a fight with a gun or a knife, Bubblewrap yourself, People won't fight when there's bubblewrap"
"In hell, every day is Thanksgiving and you're never allowed to unbutton your pants."
"I got a call from my ex crying and telling me she was HIV+ The hardest part is always having to act surprised."
"Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys ""at law"" so we don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something."
"""My balls have amazing cleavage in the right lighting"" is a failed pickup line that has never worked."
"wait did that Australian guy say ""meteorite"" or ""mate are ya alright?"" *gets hit by a meteorite* ""hey mate are ya alri... no you're dead*"