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Joke of the Day

"Because the unspeakable can also happen to men I bought myself a rape alarm. I'll be fucked if this thing doesn't work."

"I'm interested to find out what the police have Oscar Pistorius's height listed as."

"What did a confused Mexican alphabet say? K"

"I had no idea she was allergic to rat poison your honor"

"TIFU Down was jealous."

"Me:- Boss i am not coming into work to day coz i am sick. Boss:- How sick are you? Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister"

"Do you like tapes and CDs? (Only open if yes) (or not I don't Carr) Yea? Tape this dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts"

"The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.."

"What did the fish say when he ran into the wall. Dam..."

"I never bought candy bars from those kids on my doorstep so I guess they're all in gangs now."