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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a queer and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!"

"Why did the bacteriologist quit her job? She hated being microbe-managed."

"What do you call a search for small guitars? Uke hunt!"

"Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."

"My son feels about broccoli the way I feel about having to make a phone call."

"I've got a 3D printer But it only prints pieces of paper."

"I'm giving up alcohol for a month.... Wait, sorry. That came out wrong. I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month."

"My poor knowledge of Mexican food has always been my chilaquiles heel. You didn't even have to click through to get the punchline."

"I amputated my own fingers to get a date with a cute surgeon She finally took my digits this time!"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."