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Joke of the Day
"What is the average lifespan of an owl? A little over 6 books."
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"Today my coworker fell into the reupholstering machine at work don't worry, he's fully recovered"
"What is large, grey and sings great jazz songs? Elephants Gerald"
"Why are vegans so salty? To hide the fact that their food has no flavor."
"Dear God, thank you for not giving spiders wings."
"The difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job? one is a crusty bus station."
"What did the fat piece of shit say when he screwed up? Sorry that I screwed up **lards**."
"How do Jedi plan for retirement? With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out."
"If Kanye West and Justin Beiber were drowning, and you only save one of them... What kind of a sandwich would you make?"
"WHO SAID ""YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPARATED"" A) Gov. George Wallace B) The Offspring C) My mom teaching me to do laundry D) All of the above"