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Joke of the Day

"Kahn Noonien Singh has appeared in Star Trek from 1967 to 2013, spanning many generations of viewers. This is an example of a ""Long Kahn""."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them."

"(30 year old white guy voice) what we need is change in the political system which is why im voting for my neighbors dog that bites children"

"Want to know what I know about dwarves? Very little. Heard from a friend. It's awful, I know."

"Did you hear about the outbreak of Urinary Tract Infections at the University of Texas? It's odd they couldn't see the issue with all those UTI's"

"You don't really know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them."

"I only use shampoo that smells like raspberries so people don't think it's weird when I have jam in my hair."

"Somebody needs to figure out how to deep fry a salad."

"My friend got fired from his banking job... because he lost interest."

"Please, by all means, call my landline. I'll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon"