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Joke of the Day
"Ah, Breast Cancer Awareness Month. If you know you have boobs, go get checked. You too ladies."
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"Why is it a ""12-pack"" and not a ""jury of your beers""?"
"I just put the L earbud in my right ear and the R in my left ear and every punchline I came up with for this joke sucked ass."
"Poker No YouPorn I do not want to play poker, I'm at work."
"If they cause you to have anxiety & panic attacks the majority of your relationship, move on. In related news, I just broke up with my mom"
"Asked my toddler if she'd work on being more careful when eating in her car seat. Her response was an immediate ""No."" At least she's honest."
"How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello? ""Konnichihuahua"""
"A shepherd was looking for a sheep that ran away Forget it, you've already herd this one."
"Listen, you can keep retaking all the pictures you want but that's just what your face really looks like."
"Ever find yourself masturbating and realize that you've already watched this episode of Trading Spaces?"