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Joke of the Day

"If my mouth could get pregnant, an entire box of fudge-pops would be taking paternity tests."

"What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again"

"Hey I really like you. I wanted to know if you'd like to gradually grow to despise each other over the next 4-5 years."

"Your Mum's so Mean she doesn't even have a standard deviation."

"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? A milk dud."

"Which bees produce milk? ...The boo-bees!"

"Why can't t-rexs do push ups? Because they have been extinct for 65 million years."

"Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea? He was Seoul searching."

"I hate adjectives Because they're terrible! \_()_/ "

"What's the difference between a Clinton inauguration and a Wu-Tang reunion? There's a chance of another Wu-Tang Reunion happening."