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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim pilot? An Airrab."
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"Why don't lobsters ever share anything? Because they're shellfish"
"A neutron walks into a bar... and inquires how much a drink costs. The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."""
"In response to McDonald's pay with hugs campaign, Nationwide will allow you to pay for insurance with DEATH."
"No end in sight... I can't see an end. I have no control. I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Time for a new keyboard."
"A bear walks into a bar the bartender said ""What would you like?"" and the bear said ""I want... a beer please"" then the bartender said ""Why the big paws??"""
"How do you unpoopify water? Boil the shit out of it."
"Hey son, I know you're 5 years old and you think monsters are under your bed, so here's a gun, just start shooting if you hear anything"
"What kind of blaster would you ambush Darth Vader with? I would use a sandblaster."
"""Hell, yes."" ...the devil answered the phone."