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Joke of the Day
"My six replaced the toilet paper roll all on her own and now I'm wondering who her real dad is."
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"What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas? cancer."
"What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists? Rise up lights"
"I got a ticket for bandaging a cat's broken tail A cop pulled up and gave me a ticket for retailing pussy in a residential area"
"Why did the spy cross the road? Because he never really was on your side."
"A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, ""Looks like Santa lost his temper again."""
"If video games have taught me anything, it's that you'll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Circus Clown Barbie ...complete with scary face paint and scary wig"
"What does a German use to polish his trumpet? Toot tonic"
"What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW? A cactus has the prick on the outside."