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Joke of the Day
"Japanese Joke Why gay men don't masturbate? No interest in women. Better in Japanese"
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"We were at a local restaurant waiting for a server, she finally came over and says ""sorry for the wait"".... I say you look perfectly skinny to me!"
"What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old? PETA Pan"
"Chuck Norris' prostate is used to examine doctor's fingers."
"If you leave me a voicemail, congratulations. You've just given me the gift of anxiety."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side."
"I wanted to get a haircut today after work around 8:45... but they closed at 9, so that's cutting it close."
"Sometimes when my dogs piss me off I put their leashes on them, then I sit on the toilet for 20 mins and make them watch."
"Where does Obama live? The ""Baracks"""
"orange in the 60s, mus in the 70s, poon in the 80s, wu in the 90s. - the history of tang"