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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old? PETA Pan"
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"What do you call a Mexican with a small penis? Juan-inch wonder."
"The most complicated thing about women is the way their brains don't make any sense."
"How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear."
"I WISH I WAS DUMBER SO I DIDNT REALIZE THE SUBTLE HORRORS OF THE UNIVERSE"
"How does the Japanese Bee Say Hello to Other Bees Wassup bee"
"I haven't fapped for seven days... ... because that would be too long."
"I think the elementary school music teacher was overly optimistic when she said we may recognize this next song."
"What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided? The doctor had to heal-ium."
"Your momma is so fat... Your momma is so fat, her picture wouldn't upload to the Internet."