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Joke of the Day
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side."
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"What happens when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"
"What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy? ""Make me one with everything."""
"What were Chuck Noris's last words? BRB"
"Guess who I saw today? Everyone I looked at."
"I wonder if girls on dates in the 1800's got mad at guys for checking their treasure maps."
"There's a highway to hell. There's only a stairway to heaven. So a car ride downhill or an arduous climb up. Anyway, welcome to the baptism."
"What do a prostitute and a plumber have in common? They both service the john."
"I laid back last night and admired the sky above me, taking in the beauty of the universe when it hit me... Where the fuck is my roof?"
"Cannibalism isn't funny Although, it depends on a person's taste..."