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Joke of the Day

"What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall? Bang! (!)"

"What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer."

"With soaring gas prices and my abnormally sized feet, I am thinking that I will be Yabba-dabba-dooing it to work this week!"

"The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward."

"Embracing mistakes.... I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my sister & me."

"Why did the prevert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chickens ass"

"My dog used to chase after people on bike So I took the bike away from him."

"A friend of mine offered to tell me a joke using the UDP protocol, but then warned me I might not get it."

"Teacher And Student Teacher: who's the big person, you or your dad? Kid: me of course. Teacher: why. Kid: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't."

"Tape is so anti social It likes to stick to itself."