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Joke of the Day
"What does a Jedi use to open files? Adobe-wan Kenobi"
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"If a gay jumped onto your friend's back... would you help to toss him off?"
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a fuck."
"What did the baby computer say to his father? Data!"
"[Black Humour] What u call a black woman with 7 abortions? Crimefighter"
"What do you call a group of homosexuals on rollerblades? A pack of Rolaids."
"Sometimes I'll go to a grocery store and rotate all of the Tide detergents 90 degrees and yell ""THE TIDES HAVE TURNED!"" until I'm kicked out"
"Two elephants are in a bathtub..... One says to the other, ""pass the soap"". The other elephant promptly responds, ""no soap, radio!"""
"What do you call a gullible Indian? A Naive American. Literally just came up with this."
"What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings? Jihad a chance, and you blew it."