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Joke of the Day
"What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut? A Pi-cashew"
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"My dad's a superhero He's the invisible man. Edit: Wow! This is my most upvoted post. Thanks for the love strangers!"
"Everything's so politically correct nowadays that you can't even say ""black paint."" Instead you have to say ""Jamaal please paint my fence."""
"I hope my car appreciates the wincing when I hit a large pothole."
"Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus .. Bus conductor : The older one should sit here Both looked at each other And the seat remained empty :p"
"Don't invest in skiing companies The whole sport is going down hill fast"
"My kids are so aware that I'm a bad driver that if I start the car before they have their seatbelts on, they cry."
"*wakes up w/phone in hand* Me:[texting] Sorry I fell asleep on ya last night *text chime* Couch: I'm like right here why are you texting me?"
"There Are Three Types of People in the World People who are good at math and people that aren't"
"I was forcibly held underwater, made to consume human flesh, and drank human blood all before puberty. man Christianity has some weird traditions."