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Joke of the Day
"If Hilary and Trump are stranded on a raft in the ocean, who survives? America. America survives."
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"Did you hear about the girl who was dating the guy with the wooden leg? She broke it off"
"I went to the doctor and he said ""don't eat anything fatty."" I asked "" no bacon? No burgers?!"" To which he replied ""No fatty, just don't eat anything! """
"There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who don't fold their clothes out of the dryer... ...and women."
"My brother wants to tell our parents he's gay & I'm helping by singing ""The Son'll Come Out, Tomorrow"" whenever we're together."
"The Patriots winning a Super Bowl without cheating"
"Why was the broom late to the meeting? It over swept"
"They asked me earlier today what is beer made of Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts."
"There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who infer."
"Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out."