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Joke of the Day
"If Hilary and Trump are stranded on a raft in the ocean, who survives? America. America survives."
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"What do you call citizens of Florida who eat at Chick-Fil-A? Gay-ters"
"Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry."
"Why do Mexicans have no Targets? Because Trump is hiring them all to build a Wall mart."
"Trigonometry Why can't Irish do trigonometry? They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry? They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry? Just cos."
"The tinier the dog, the crazier the lady."
"Swords just aren't naturally ""wooooshy"" enough for me, that's why I add the noise. That's why I add the noise, Janet."
"Do you know why one side of the the V formation of geese in flight is longer than the other side? Because It has more geese in it!"
"Like teacher like student Teacher: Did you finish you homework? Kid: Did you finish grading my test? Teacher: I have other children's tests to grade Kid: I have other teachers homework to do."
"TIFU by whipping the wrong person at the BDSM club. Whoops, wrong sub."