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Joke of the Day
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved at each other."
Next Joke
"To determine how safe a neighborhood is, divide the number of white women carrying yoga mats by the number of signs saying 'Checks Cashed'"
"Me: You have to be nice or Santa won't deliver any toys this year. 5: Me: 5: My brother lets me play with his."
"Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party? The party was for ""Wights only."""
"Today as a Random Act of Kindness, I wore a really tight sweater to work."
"I got caught peeing in the pool the other day The lifeguard yelled at me so loud that I almost fell in."
"I like my women how I like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke"
"Date advice to women from a guy: Laughing makes you 100 times more attractive than makeup."
"How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!"
"My son woke me last night and said ""There's another daddy in the house!"" I don't think he understands how gay marriage works."