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Joke of the Day

"How do you know your friend is gay? When his dick tastes like shit."

"Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships? Because I ran"

"Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind."

"Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?"

"Took my dog to a bonfire... ...and as he sat there staring at it blankly I realized he loves sticks. I was burning a giant pile of his toys."

"SHE sells sea shells by the seashore. HE thinks selling shells is the next big thing. THIS FALL zoey deschabl & bemdict cumblach are, IDIOTS"

"I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance."

"Somewhere in the world right now, somebody is buying a house based on its potential for great bathroom selfies."

"I took my grandma to one of those fish spa's where the fish eat your dead skin Sooooo much cheaper than burying her in the cemetery."

"Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off? He's all right now."