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Joke of the Day
"What is Santa's favorite type of cookie? Ask your dad."
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"So sad that out of 200 countries in this world,, America ranks 35th in the world in math... But at least that keeps us still in the top 10%"
"Dating a redneck The only thing worse than the friend zone is the family zone. But when a redneck says she loves you like a brother, its go time."
"You have the circle if light, but what do you call the circle of death? A noose."
"What do you call an angry terrorist? Amin Amood"
"Since I started looking, I've noticed instances of confirmation bias all over Reddit."
"Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're sorry?"
"Body scans and genital fondlings would save more lives if our Government was paying to have them done in hospitals rather than airports."
"Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands! You're welcome."
"How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl? They said, ""baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"""