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Joke of the Day
"I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance."
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"""What time is it?"" *pulls out phone, checks Twitter, puts phone away* *Still has no idea what time it is*"
"Why do women fake orgasms? They think men care. I'll see myself out."
"What Do You Call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? answer: ash"
"If you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating... Because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything."
"Paedophiles are a myth paedophiles are a myth and ya nan is a terrorist."
"what's wrong with pi? He is irrational and goes on and on - says the wife of pi"
"So i was sitting on the toilet today... Nah it's a shit joke, nevermind"
"What do you call hot women in France? Tourists"
"What do you call a lesbian chicken? A sticky beak!"