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Joke of the Day

"Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind."

"Son: "" Mom, am I ... ugly? "" Mother: "" I told you not to call me Mom in public, now stay away further. """

"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket, you could say you are... Independant"

"I saw a Buzzfeed article about the top 10 ways to execute someone. Number 3 will shock you."

"What did the black kid get on his SAT? Barbecue sauce"

"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now."

"My dog Minton ate my shuttlecock Bad Minton"

"Shouting ""Shotgun"" will get you the front seat of a car or a heap of cash if you whisper it to a cashier."

"The bartender says: ""I'm sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light particles here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."

"My PhD candidate brother told me he is getting hooded in a few weeks. What a dumb ass- you can't undo a circumcision . . . . Woke up with this joke inside my head- original?"