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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race."
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"Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds? Because he can't even."
"I invented a new word Repost"
"I just read an article about a man swept out to sea during a baptism. I guess that's God's Way of saying ""Nope""."
"I invented something to keep the inside of my car quiet. It fits right over her mouth."
"The Boy Scouts came up with the strongest knot in the world... You just leave a pair of earbuds in your pocket while you're hiking."
"Susie has no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Susie"
"Did you hear about the convicted grammar Nazi? He was *sentenced* to death"
"I go to a muscular dystrophy support group. We meet weakly."
"What's the difference between dark and hard It stays dark all night"