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Joke of the Day
"The Pope walks into a mosque The Imam asks ""Why the wrong faith?"""
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"I overheard a friend telling his pal ""I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."" ""What is she doing?"" the pal asks. ""Waiting for me to get home."""
"It's a pleasure to do business with you. I look forward to screaming at your customer service representatives in six months."
"How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar? They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years."
"As I stood there looking at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself ............I'm gonna get thrown out of ikea in a minute.."
"Most of my friendships are based on if we watch the same TV shows."
"What do grapefruit and women have in common? The best ones squirt when you eat them."
"If Donald Trump becomes president all the immigrants nd their cultures gunna leave nd white people gunna be stuck with their nasty ass food"
"A little girl asks her grandad... ""Would you make a frog noise for me?"" The grandad, confused asks, ""why?"" The little girl replies, ""dad says when you croak we are all going to disneyland""."
"I took my girlfriend to a baseball game. I kissed her between every strike.... and she kissed me between the balls."