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Joke of the Day

"Somebody in my gang is an undercover police horse. I've narrowed it down to Dave, Kyle and Sugarcube"

"What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy? I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point"

"-buys lottery ticket -fantasizes about winning the lottery -smiles -loses lottery -resumes general hatred for life"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street.... And one of them was assaulted"

"Cashier: what's with all the pineapple juice? Me: *winks* -Spends the night making delicious umbrella drinks with my cat."

"I could die But I'm afraid of the reapercussions"

"What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench The NBA"

"You what's great about dick jokes? They're just so easy to slip in there"

"If you marry a woman in Tennessee, but divorce her in Kentucky... ... is she still your sister?"

"What Do You Call A Policewoman Who Shaves Her Pubes? Cuntstubble"