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Joke of the Day

"I lent a hot girl my umbrella while it was raining That takes the amount of girls I've made wet to -1"

"In RL I'm a car salesman. Which means its my job to know how many bodies fit in the trunk of a car officer. This is all work related."

"A word is worth 1/1000th of a picture."

"GUESS WHAT Knock knock who dere not robin williams"

"I was casually playing while my teammate wrote ""I fucked your mom last night"" I replied ""no you didn't"" Then my dad ran into my room and told me that he indeed did."

"What do you call the killing of Chinese baby girls? Youth-in-Asia"

"And the Lord said to John, 'Come forth, and you will receive eternal life' But John came fifth, and won a toaster."

"What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator? A caiman like a wrecking ball."

"A physicist sees a man about to jump from a building 'Don't do it! ' he shouts 'You have so much potential! '"

"John Travolta looks like the type of guy that would leave his toupee in a truck stop urinal for hours and then wear it to a musical."