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"GUESS WHAT Knock knock who dere not robin williams"

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"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who can read binary and those who can't."
"""WHAT?? You ate the last of the cantaloupe?? This is the worst day ever!"" Can you please stop being so melondramatic."
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"*Jesus multiplies a loaf of bread for the masses* From the back: Actually I'm gluten free now. Jesus: ughhh, someone get me a fish"
"If you hear the words ""oh yeah, suck it"" coming from my bedroom, it's probably just me vacuuming."
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"I brought my girlfriend home to meet my family My wife freaked the fuck out"