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Joke of the Day

"I was casually playing while my teammate wrote ""I fucked your mom last night"" I replied ""no you didn't"" Then my dad ran into my room and told me that he indeed did."

"The Detroit Lions"

"""Choose password"" > 123bob ""Password must not contain common names & must be complex with at least 50 characters"" > gameofthrones ""OK"""

"To the rooster goes the spoils.. indeed"

"Atheism is non-prophet organization."

"A new survey shows that a fifth of British men have no idea how to turn on the washing machine. I find chocolates or flowers usually do the trick."

"This bathroom attendant is a little overzealous. I can shake ""it"" myself. Also, I am not in the bathroom."

"Where can you find a mormon horse? Salt Lick City."

"When you are dead, you don't know you are dead but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his bottom."