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Joke of the Day

"John Travolta looks like the type of guy that would leave his toupee in a truck stop urinal for hours and then wear it to a musical."

"The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice."

"How do thieves kiss? They make out like bandits."

"Donald Trump pushes Jimmy Fallon off a cliff.... Jimmy fallon proceeds to open his mouth and yell ""I'm Fallon son!"""

"A man with authority walks into a bar... Orders everyone a round"

"I took ten photos of myself in the shower, but hated them all. Turns out I have selfie-steam issues"

"I RT you, you ignore me I fav you, you ignore me I ignore you, you ignore me This seems to be working out well for us"

"What do you call a burning white guy? A firecracker"

"Yo mamma so fat she blocked everyone on facebook"

"Clinton's blue firewall... About as secure as her private email server."