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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery"
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"I wrote a song about tortillas. Actually it was more of a wrap."
"Inoffensive Muslim joke What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common? It's either Sunni or shiite"
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"Shampoo is much more marketable than it's original name, Shamshit."
"I saw my buddy Barry Goldstein at the casino the other night. It was very un-jew-sual."
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