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Joke of the Day
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today."
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"You might be a redditor if You clicked."
"PATIENT: Doc, I haven't been able to bone my wife lately and I really think- DR DOG: Wait. Tell me more about the bone part"
"Heard Santa and his wife separated, which would make them independent Clauses."
"Why some people like Donald Trump... Because he doesn't beat around the ""Bush"""
"My brother is addicted to break fluid... But he says he can stop any time."
"People tell me my humour is offbeat but they get weirded out if you walk around with a metronome."
"People wonder why I call my toilet ""the Jim"" instead of ""the John"" I do it so I can say ""I go to the Jim first thing every morning"""
"Created a Kickstarter for my movie. Hoping to raise enough for a popcorn and soda too."
"""I don't have to outrun the bear! Just you!"" Wrong. Bears are so sick of that joke, they skip the slow guy and eat the fast guy now."