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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep Trump busy for the rest of his term? Tell him his twitter phone is in the corner of his office."

"how do you make 7 even? remove the ""s"""

"GOOD COP: He won't talk except in sign language BAD COP: I just cut off his left hand BAD PUN COP: He still has the right to remain silent"

"Mmmmmm---let me kiss 'em !! Q. Do ya know when a strip poker game is starting to get good?? A. When somebody's got a big pair showin !!!"

"What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries? A pirate aye!"

"Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough"

"They offer an Islamic studies course at my university. *I hear it's a blast!*"

"My dad works on Nukes and told me this today What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project? Yellow Cake"

"Charlie Sheen renamed his penis due to recent events. ""The African"""

"My dad asked why i have a gun in my house Is said because of the decepticons, i laughed, my dad laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster, it was a good night."