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Joke of the Day

"Those 'escape the room' adventures are so hot right now I'm going to start my own. Puzzles? Clues? Who said anything about those?"

"An Irishman walks past a bar..."

"Years ago I tried on my sister's bra, couldn't undo the clasp & was too embarrassed to ask for help. I'm still wearing it. I live in shame."

"Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !"

"The most maddening part of your parents giving you annoying advice is that they're usually right."

"Friend: Hey dude can you please help me out? Me: Yeah, over there mate same way that you came in."

"If I had more than one kid, I'd call the second kid ... ... etcetera. - Marilyn Manson in his 2013 interview with Larry King."

"I just put the L earbud in my right ear and the R in my left ear and every punchline I came up with for this joke sucked ass."

"Conjunctivitis.com... ""Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes"" - A Tim Vine joke, just thought I'd share."

"I tried to catch some fog... but i mist."