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Joke of the Day

"Those 'escape the room' adventures are so hot right now I'm going to start my own. Puzzles? Clues? Who said anything about those?"

"It's so flat... It's so flat in North Dakota, you can watch your dog run away for two weeks."

"The man who invented Chinese Whispers has died. Pass it on."

"Your momma so dirty she serves more requests than HTTP"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Stuffed into a bag. Slung over the side of a mule. And brought to me by Juan Valdez."

"What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts."

"Found in the comments to the picture of a nice looking girl He: ""Could you please send me one of your pubes for me to clone?"" She: ""You know how to clone people?"" He: ""People?! God no! Just pubes."""

"Me: Alexa, when will computers become self-aware? Alexa: When will YOU become self-aware? M: *gazing out a window, crying* good one, Alexa"

"Why did God give the seagulls wings? To beat the French to the garbage"

"I like my women like, I like my coffee Illegally imported from an exotic location, and purchased amorally like a commodity."