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Joke of the Day

"Those 'escape the room' adventures are so hot right now I'm going to start my own. Puzzles? Clues? Who said anything about those?"

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"Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !"
"The most maddening part of your parents giving you annoying advice is that they're usually right."
"Friend: Hey dude can you please help me out? Me: Yeah, over there mate same way that you came in."
"If I had more than one kid, I'd call the second kid ... ... etcetera. - Marilyn Manson in his 2013 interview with Larry King."
"I just put the L earbud in my right ear and the R in my left ear and every punchline I came up with for this joke sucked ass."
"Conjunctivitis.com... ""Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes"" - A Tim Vine joke, just thought I'd share."
"I tried to catch some fog... but i mist."