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Joke of the Day

"If I had more than one kid, I'd call the second kid ... ... etcetera. - Marilyn Manson in his 2013 interview with Larry King."

"They say there's safety in numbers... Well tell that to 6 million Jews"

"I read that 30% of the internet is pornography and that really makes me disappointed in humanity... ...70% of the internet is being completely wasted."

"Two fish are sitting in a a tank. One says to the other, ""You get the guns. I'll drive."""

"Mona Lisa's Mother If Mona Lisa's mother were Jewish, she would have said: ""Mona, bubbeleh, after all the money your father and I spent on your brace, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"""

"You hear what they are calling Bruce Jenner's new TV show? ""Cait Plus 8-inches."""

"White folk hate math. Especially when they heard in Calculus they'd have to integrate."

"What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law? A small medium at large"

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He died instantly."

"How are women like 90 degrees? They're always right."