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"An Irishman walks past a bar..."
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"A Jewish child needs some money So he asks his father, ""Father, may I have fifty dollars?"" The father says ""Fifty dollars?! What do you need forty dollars for? I don't even have thirty dollars!"""
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"How do you know when your dad just got a blowjob? You can taste it in your sister's mouth....."
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"Q: How do you catch a rabbit? A: Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises."
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"Remember they're just as afraid of seeing you dance as you are of dancing."
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"People are always impressed to hear that I graduated from Harvard at 16, but you can do anything you set your mind to if you just lie."